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Conan!! [Dec. 11th, 2005|11:56 pm]
Came across some great conan o brian clips

This is his version of he ipod commercials
http://www.delicategeniusblog.com/?p=92

and the new seinfeld
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=mvqZM9Fxfsc
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Jelly Donut Freestyle!! [Dec. 11th, 2005|07:32 pm]
You thought you saw it all... and then you see a video of a man dressed up as a jelly donut, doing freestyle!! Yes people a jelly donut!! Enjoy!!

http://illbilly.com/Videos/Jelly_D/Jelly_D.mov
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A little about me [Dec. 7th, 2005|09:58 pm]
I was writing a "Who am I?" section for the school and this is what I came up with. I really liked it so I thought I'd post it here.


A bit about me... )
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While we're on the topic on buying things... [Dec. 6th, 2005|09:07 pm]
[Current Music |If I had a million dollars]

Today I was browsing ebay for the dvd box sets for "fawlty towers" and "are you being served?". Was going down the main site and on the featured auctions this popped up


ENTIRE PORN COMPANY FOR SALE !!!

First I thought it was a hoax but its quite real and the main reason its not off ebay yet. COST: 100 grand!!
Thats all it takes to buy a porn company :)

It takes the song "If I had a million dollars" to a whole new perspective!!!
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BUY AKKLAIM!! [Dec. 5th, 2005|10:45 pm]
Everyboyd knows the once video game giant, Akklaim, has gone bankrupt. The interesting thing is that its trustee's decided to sell the rights to the games!! And even more interesting its not hundreds of thousands of dollars like i expected it to be, starting bid is 5 grand!!

http://maltzauctions.com/acclaimip.htm

Lets do it man!! I'll pool in some resources to buy Mortal Kombat or Crazy Taxi!!
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I said bounce... BITCH!! [Dec. 4th, 2005|10:57 pm]
HAHA!! This cracked me up. Think its from MadTV. Off a Korean feed though, notice the subs

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1133602505

EDIT: Just saw this!! Norwegian girls are hot

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1133601067

PLUS:: This should be the official Motorola commercial!! I can hear Nokia's market share dropping

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2839
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MICRO-PAIN!! [Dec. 4th, 2005|10:21 pm]
YES!! I know the Linux lovers will cherish this video!! Still props to microsoft for making koes on themselves

http://a3.v14853d.c14853.g.vm.akamaistream.net/5/3/14853/v003/1a1a1a72db3eb01f920167db4fb41745a9188ffd69d8399dcb2c97f865c62f5dc02f9ccbfc30689dd0ff6cdf44bc2c5bc83ba01888b7fc356ea7e0/9999_w.asf

Thats all for now!!

ENJOY!!
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FireFOX!! - plus bits and bites [Dec. 1st, 2005|11:34 pm]
This new extension is sweet!! It puts all the browser tabs onto one big browser screen!! kinda mac-like.

http://viamatic.com/firefox/

ALso after a long time today was filled with singing ROCK LOBSTER!!

Also PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml

Since I watched them both on family guy reruns they are stuck in my head!!

http://www.devilducky.com/media/38524/ - peanut butter(Family Guy version - Brian Singing)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7182830528708458018 - rock lobster (Family Guy version - Peter Singing)

And just for shits - Family Guy with Osama Bin Laden :)
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1131440198/Family_Guy_Osama_bin_Laden

Enjoy!!

They both cracked me up!!
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YOU WONT FUCKING BELIEVE IT!! [Dec. 1st, 2005|12:05 am]
Today while i was browsing around the internet I came across the site http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/ on http://www.boingboing.net. My curiosity got the better of me and I had to check it out!! And boy I'm glad I did. I was having a terrible day and this made me laugh my ass off!!

For the gents: They had a PC MOD SEX TOY!!
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/case/

And For the ladies: A Joystick Vibrator!!
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/joystick/

This is all I have to say!! Good night and have fun!!!
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Movie Slut!! [Nov. 29th, 2005|11:20 pm]
Stolen from leah )
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Ashwin!! Shut your face!! [Nov. 29th, 2005|11:16 pm]
For all of you people of the skin colour that can be described as snow, the title is referring to an indian talk show called The Kumars At No 42. Basicly the Jay Leno of indian talk shows. Read up more on this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/k/kumarsatno42the_66602080.shtml

I used to watch this while I was in India and was pleasantly suprised to see it added to the BBC Canada lineup!! Watched it tonight at 9PM :). Thinking of buying the DVD box set.

Also another cool thing: http://www.boingboing.net/2005/07/28/microsoft_genuine_ad.html


Gets past the genuine product thing microsoft has going. ENJOY!!!
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BUSH LOVES BLAIR!! [Nov. 29th, 2005|12:32 am]
Heres another videos for you that I promise will crack you up. Its done so well.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/bushmultimedia/v/blendlesslove.htm

I wish this was the Bush of our world
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bully [Nov. 26th, 2005|01:33 am]
Today i realized i'm just a big bully. I make fun of people because of their physical difficulties. But i always prided myself on being more than that. I never considered myself as being a bully. I always though of myself as the speaker of truth. Some sort of messiah, who unlike everybody else always speaks the truth in front of his friends and people he knows. Today i realized I'm nothing more than a commonly bully, trying to make myself feel better in the weaknesses of others. I'm average at everything I do and don't stand out in anyway and thus I feel it necessary to insult people who have things worse of that me. I must stop this now. Or else I'll become consumed by it with ti being the only real reason that i keep on living. I must find my purpose in life. I must learn.
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I really don't want a white girl... [Nov. 20th, 2005|12:25 am]
another video for you folks. This one is by a group of Indians out of Albany, NY. They make parrodies on american songs with an Indian theme. I found this music video of their's hilarious. It's called "Curry-N-Rice Girl" after Gwen Stefani's "Holla-Back Girl". You might not get some of the hour cause like I said earlier its very Indian oriented. Feel free to ask me any time for any clearups.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4532245984549289375

Trying to get a hold of the lyrics but with no avail so far...
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I ain't sayin' she's a pie licka [Nov. 13th, 2005|09:40 pm]
HAHAH!!

Was watching weebls and bobs pie licka
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/gothic/

fricking hilarious

its based off kanye west's golddigger, which im sure all of you are fully aware of. golddigger should be an addition to any ipod playlist. get on it

thats all for now

peace out
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GO STREET FIGHTER!!! [Nov. 9th, 2005|11:06 pm]
YES!! I just finished watching Street Fighter on SpikeTV. was fucking awesome. most cheesy ighting movie ever but thats why its just so good. im going to suggest watching it in english class. must ask kevin zabel if he is in possession of this greta movie so i can copy it.

in other news, kyle korver racked up 20 points for phili!! im kind of shocked by this! white guys cant shoot right?? http://www.nba.com/games/20051109/DALPHI/boxscore.html

k going to get to work on a power point presentation for english. peace yall
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Weekend update [Nov. 7th, 2005|12:22 am]
Waterloo was awesome. went to see Rahul at UW. i forgot how funny indians sound when they swore...

speaking of indians, for the 5 hours we were in residence i saw 10 indians 2 chinese and 1 white person.. i finally get to see what its like to be in the majority in this country. sick of people telling me to the Apu voice... gonna go up to a white guy there and tell him to do micheal jackson, lets see how he feels...

wierd that there was no work to do this weekend... deeply relaxing but it just doesnt feel right...
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woah... [Nov. 4th, 2005|04:32 pm]
just watched american beauty in english class today and some things kinda made me puke a little in the back of my throat...

reading back on some of my enties... woah... wierd how much ive matured in a year. maybe i should start a new journal form scratch. this one is soiled...
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computer class [Nov. 4th, 2005|10:00 am]
in computer class right now... been watching a cricket match on computers for the past 5 min. found out that Kevin's gf finds me creepy. decided to go on this and creep her out further... this is going to be fun!!

also my new million dollar idea is an indian fast food chain called "curry in a hurry". i think it will work!! feed back much appreciated.. as long as its positive or offers of money. people offering negative feedback will have thing thumbs cut off...

also the music video of the century has to be "laffy taffy". take a view http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2681287 it cracked me up.

also yesterday i found out i supposed to tutor some iranian kid english. this isnt going to work out very well. every time i say 'curry' he says 'jihad'... we just arent on the same page.. if he said 'rice' maybe this would be a different story...
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Getting paid to watch soccer [Aug. 26th, 2005|09:36 am]
Finally this dream has become a relaity. someone is paying me to watch soccer and write articles. i was quite pleased with this decision and proceeded to scream in joy while wanking off at people on the street. well... how else do you celebrate? look for my articles on goal.com.

in other news, i figured out what emeriling a girl was. just ran past it on the urban dictionary and just howled in laughter. now i have to find a picture of it or else will be forced to video tape me doing it o someone...

also looking forward to meeting up with Drew next week. Should phone him soon...
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